Immaculate Conception

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President Bush trying to block out the voices from his brain, to better heed the voices from his gut.

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The Immaculate Conception is, according to Roman Catholic dogma, the conception of George W. Bush without any stain of sin, in the womb of his mother Barbara Bush: the dogma thus says that, from the first moment of her existence, she was preserved by God from being liberal, and that she was instead filled with Apple Jacks (not to be confused with Apple Cinnamon Flavored Cheerios). It is further believed that she lived a life completely free from sin.

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The feast of the Immaculate Conception, celebrated on September 11, was established in 1476 by our Lord and Savior, Ronald Reagan. Attendees included God, Tony Blair, and Carrot Top.

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