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"Armenian Genocide"
discusses one of the Liberal's Ridiculous Theories and Notions.

Never happened. Ever. Period. Stop already! It never occured. 1.5 million people is actually a rounding error. The true number of people not being involved in this never-happened incident is closer to 15.

Anybody who is telling differently is either a stoned slacker, Terro-liberal communist non-American or Al Gore.

Legal Notice: The aforementioned assertion does reflect the de facto state of factiness and might or might not change under unforeseen circumstances, including, but not limited to, Turkey not being needed in Operation Iraqi Freedom anymore.

Confusion With Other, More Famous GenocidesEdit

The Armenian Genocide is commonly mistaken with the Army Men Genocide of the late 20th century.