How A Bill Becomes A Law

From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia

Wikiality.com's American Law Series

Legal Documents

Bible Ten Commandments Constitution of the United States of America Bill of Rights

Lawmaking Bodies

President of the United States of America Vice President of the United States of America United States Republican Party PNAC Lobbyists Illuminati Supreme Court Congress

Important Laws

Military Commissions Act PATRIOT Act No Child Left Behind Clean Water Act Clean Skies Initiative Emergency Economic Stabilization Act of 2008

Important Rulings

Bush v. Gore Wallace v. Gromit Lawrence v. Texas Kitzmiller v. Dover School Board Georgia v. Randolph Brady v. Brady

This article is part of Jesus' Holy Educational Tube of The Internets and it will describe in complete detail the American law-making process.

Successful completion of this Internets Course qualifies the participant to Apostle-grade-level at all colleges in Jesus' College Trifecta:

• Patrick Henry College
• Liberty University
• Bob Jones University

Contents 1 Prerequisites Needed Before Taking This Course 1.1 You Do Not Need To Do The Following 2 Objective of This Course 3 Materials Needed for Completing This Course 4 Lessons 5 Tests 6 Extra Credit

[edit] Prerequisites Needed Before Taking This Course

• voted Republican in every election
• attend church every day
• check for $250,000 US Dollars clears

[edit] You Do Not Need To Do The Following

Some courses describe only what is needed prior to signing up for a course, but it is necessary to point out what criteria are not needed for this special course as well. These criteria are listed below:

• ability to read
• ability to comprehend what is read
• any familiarity with "logic"
• any familiarity with "history"

[edit] Objective of This Course

To learn the proper procedure for getting a law passed in the American Congress.

[edit] Materials Needed for Completing This Course

You will need the following materials to accompany the reading for this course:

• The Holy Bible
• an Internets-ready, born-again computer
• one gallon of holy water
• 4 crucifixes
• an American Flag
• crown of thorns
• cat-o-nine tails
• one hand

[edit] Lessons

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[edit] Tests

When you have completed each lesson, there is a link for the test for that particular lesson.

Please submit your answers to your pastor each Sunday until you have completed all lessons.

[edit] Extra Credit

For an in-depth instructional film on this subject, please visit this page.