The Homeless

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Even in todays economy, The Homeless are just like "homeful" people except for that they are lazy, without a place to live, and coincidentally enjoy the great outdoors. The homeless are that way because they want to be. In addition, it is no coincidence that a proportionately high level of homeless people live in areas where there is also a proportionately high level of unemployment. This truth just reflects the laziness of the general population.

Contents 1 Who Are The Homeless? 1.1 Who Aren't The Homeless? 2 Reasons for Homelessnessness 3 Final Solution Of The Homeless Question 4 See Also 5 External Tubes

[edit] Who Are The Homeless?

As previously mentioned, homeless people are generally that way because either, they would rather ___ than live in a house, or because God wants them to be homeless (see: Natural Disaster or Lehman Brothers).

Gypsies

Hippies

Raging alcoholics

Investment bankers

Financial analysts

[edit] Who Aren't The Homeless?

In America Veterans are one segment of the population that has never been and remains today in no danger whatsoever of ever becoming homeless.

"Papa Bear" Bill O'Reilly has personally assured us of this, much to the despair of the adulterous John Edwards.

[edit] Reasons for Homelessnessness

[edit] Final Solution Of The Homeless Question

Perhaps America can solve it's hunger and homeless problems simultaneously. No, I am not talking about gingerbread houses.

[edit] See Also

• Poor People
• Poverty
• Welfare Queens
• Food Stamps

[edit] External Tubes

• Government unveils welfare program to give jobs to homeless
• New York finds final solution to "Homeless" problem
• Hot to enjoy the Hobo lifestyle without being one