Hippity-hop

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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Hippity-hop
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

Hippity-hop
contains information regarding a culture
with which you may be unfamiliar.

Hippity-hop
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan

Hippity-hop is a form of liberal "music" which glorifies "bustin a cap'n sum punk ass bitch pigs head" (thats Hippity-hop for shooting police), "big booty having hoes" (glorifing obesity and promiscuality among women), and "fuckin' up da man" (obviously an attack on Our President and the government of the United States). While some Hollywood liberals have denoted this as music an expressive outlet for urban oppressed minorities, Real Americans know this is a argument holds no water; true Americans don't see race, they see Americans.

One bright side to all their little shenanigans, is that they espouse three American values, being rich through hard work ("pimpin' ain't easy", as they would say), guns ("gats", to all you "homie G skillitz" out there), and Jesus whom they reference after receiving any award or asked who they owe their success to.

Unfortunately, many rappers have now teamed up with The MTV and The United Nations to promote The UN's global domination agenda. That means we all as Real Americans have to burn their albums in protest of this unholy alliance, so they will know we the people, and consumers, disapprove. Once successful, we can then return to burning them for their lyrics and themes that are destroying America.

[edit] Musical Roots

Rap, which aptly serves the acronym Retard Attempting Poetry, was invented on the "west side."... this statement only seems to hold true on the west coast, however, as on the east side there is heated debate stating rap originated there. Truly puzzling...

If rap were, in fact, real music, then The Greatest President Ever would surely have some on iPod One.

[edit] Styles Influenced By Hippity-Hop

The street culture, thug culture, and violence culture all claim to be based from rap, but as we all know, these are all influenced by video games.

[edit] The Hippity-Hop Versus The Rap

Rap is what Kanye West makes, and Kanye West is a moron.

[edit] Modern Hippity-Hop Stars

• Stephen_R.A.P.S.
• MC Mo' Willy
• MC Rove
• Joseph Stalin
• Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

[edit] More Hippity-Hop To American Translations

[edit] Examples Of The Genre

[edit] See Also

• Stephen Colbert's Hiphopketball: A Jazzebration
• Stephen Colbert's Hiphopketball 2: The Rejazzebration Remix '06
• MC Mo' Willy
• MC Rove
• Hip Hop Makeover

[edit] External Tubes

• Financial Crisis plunges value of 'Bling', rappers forced to buy cubic zirconium as new trend

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