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Hippie Jesus
makes the Baby Jesus cry,
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Jesus was always flapping his gums about the poor, but not once did he call for tax cuts for the wealthiest two percent of Romans.
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~ Stephen Colbert
December 16, 2010



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A police artist's rendition of Hippie Jesus.
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Hippie Jesus (also known as Jesus Hussein Christ) is a figment of the liberal imagination. Jesus was not nor will he ever be a long haired, sandal wearing, Jewish peacenik with radical ideas that upset the establishment.

Jesus also hated the idea of being nice to non-Christians, considered taking care of corporations far more important than caring for the poor, and was against any form of Gun Control.

The Legend of Hippie JesusEdit

The Legend of Hippie Jesus started when some loser said out loud "hey maybe we should try this 'turn the other cheek thing' and smoke some weed!" Since then, the followers of this heretical sect have popped up in almost every branch of Christianity (even in the Vatican!)

Eye witless accountEdit

Judge? NotJudge? Not. - Andy Cobb(01:37)
Hippie Jesus for Supreme Court Justice could hurt America

Jesus is a Stoner. Honestly, don't tell me that from one look, the dude isn't a Hippie who's always high on something. He knows what the best weed is, grows his own and knows not to touch heroin, because that's bad- M'kay?

Jesus Hussein Christ: Liberal DemocratEdit

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If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are or we've got to acknowledge that he commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition... and then admit that we just don't want to do it.
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~ Stephen Colbert
December 16, 2010


Jesus H. Christ (or Hussein Christ) is a figment of the democrats' imagination. According with the Hippie Bible, Hussein Christ believes that we should give free money to lazy welfare queens and bankrupt the Nation's coffers to save the poor.

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I am a fan of Bill's willfully ignorant, borderline heretical, self justification
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~ Stephen Colbert
December 16, 2010


"Now what I like best about Bill [O'Reilly]'s argument is its complete factual inaccuracy. Because it would be inconvenient to guys like us to repeat what Jesus actually said. For instance, if someone wants your coat, give them your cloak as well. Rich people should sell all their possessions and give the money to the poor. Plus, the fact is, Jesus was way beyond self-destructive... he was self-sacrificial. I mean, the guy is God. He could have floated off that cross like Criss Angel Mindfreak. And I love, I love how Bill closes with "The Lord helps those who help themselves," kind of implying that Jesus said that, when it was actually Ben Franklin, who I believe belched out that proverb between mouthfuls of French whore." [...]

"It's time to take baby Jesus out of the manger. Replace him with something that's easier to swallow. How about a honey-baked ham? Because if this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we've got to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we've got to acknowledge that he commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition... and then admit that we just don't want to do it." -- Stephen Colbert

video sightingEdit

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See AlsoEdit

Joel C. Hunter

The following are followers of this cultEdit

Hippie Jesus: Behind The Bible

IrelandEdit

South AfricaEdit

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A African Voodoo Doctor.

United StatesEdit

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