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Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!
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A totally Heterosexual Couple...note the affection and happiness in their faces

Heterosexuality is a privilege socially accepted norm of sexuality that attempts to rectify all other forms of devious sexuality, particularly homosexuality, as abnormal and very very gay (we are still taking Lesbianism into consideration, I mean two hawt chicks doing it!)

The gay comunity calls Real Americans against the gay lifestyle, homophobic, which is a lie. Everyone knows that Real Americans love the gays, gays have contributed alot in the theater industry, the fashion designer industry, the interior decoration industry, and the gay porn industry. We just wish they would just stop being gay. Its so easy even a gay caveman can do it![1] Real Americans often attempt to justify their prejudices attempts to save teh geys from hell by relying on religion and celebrities like Ted Haggard and Stephen Colbert to restore family values against the gay hedonists.

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  1. Legal says we cant print this or we will get sue

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Heterosexuality Test Edit

Based on a scale of 1-100, this test will tell you exactly how heterosexual you are.


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