Heterosexual

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Heterosexual
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

A totally Heterosexual Couple...note the affection and happiness in their faces

Heterosexual is not Gay. And not Lesbian. This is the way people are supposed to be, and the way they are, naturally. Except hot Lesbians...they're special. But the Liberal Media tells people that it's "cool" to be gay, and that they shouldn't be "squares" and embrace the gay movement.

[edit] Famous Heterosexuals

• Stephen Colbert
• God
• Tom Cruise
• The Greatest President--EVER!
• Condoleeza Rice
• Tom Cruise
• Matt Drudge
• John Kasich
• Tom Cruise
• J. Edgar Hoover
• Baby Jesus
• Tom Cruise
• Bill O'Reilly
• Sean Hannity
• Tom Cruise
• Lindsey Graham
• King James of England
• Larry Craig
• Tom Cruise

[edit] People who want to cure their Heterosexuality

• Log Cabin Republicans

[edit] See Also

• Prayer
• Future Born Again Christians Club
• Sex

[edit] Do Not Also See

• Gay

[edit] Heterosexuality Test

Based on a scale of 1-100, this test will tell you exactly how heterosexual you are.

Does this turn you on? If so, +50

Does this turn you on? If so, +100

Does this turn you on? If so, seek help immediately.

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