Heroes

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Heroes have to be angry and have a blonde

The heroes are average, hard-working Americans who do something by watching The Colbert Report on TV, promote the agenda of Stephen Colbert or who have incorporated to hegemonize the world with truthiness. In truth, you are a hero just for visiting this internets tube.

Stephen uses them as his own personal Sims game.

[edit] Typical Heroes

True heroes let their friends spread their wings and fly...

...or fall off a 30 story building, get impaled by part of a taxi and regenerate.

• Stephen Colbert
• Jesus Christ
• George W. Bush
• Richard Nixon
• Gallagher
• Tek Jansen
• Rush Limbaugh
• Ann Coulter
• Ricky Bobby
• Michelle Bachman
• Joe Lieberman
• Bruce Willis
• Ted Nugent
• Alan Keyes
• Dick Cheney
• Ronald Reagan
• Richard Nixon
• Instapundit
• George Will
• NASCAR dads
• Bill O'Reilly
• Pat Robertson
• Tom Tancredo
• Steagle Colbeagle the Eagle
• All of the hockey players on the Saginaw Spirit
• The cast of "Heroes"
• Watchmen
• The A-Team

[edit] Institutional Heroes

• Corporations
• Viacom
• America
• Focus on the Family
• Fox News
• Mega-churches
• Wal-Mart
• Dunkin' Donuts
• Alabama
• Halliburton
• RIAA

[edit] Dissociative Personality Heroes

• David Bowie
• Ted Haggard
• Rush Limbaugh

[edit] TV Heroes

[caption]

Oh No!
Heroes
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!