The Baby Jesus isn't afraid of
Hermes!
He's just a false god
and The Baby Jesus' Daddy can kick his ass!

Hermes is the god of thieves, commerce, liars, and cheaters Wall Street and Capitalism!

His Greatest Gift to Mortals: Wall StreetEdit

Daily Worship to "The Altar of The Mighty Dollar"!Edit

Did you know... That you can summon Hermes by playing Beer Pong?

Hermes Daily RutineEdit

Hermes BFFsEdit

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