Helen Keller has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

"Helen Keller"
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Helen Keller (b. 1880, d. 1968), along with her museum in Colbert County, Alabama, is the number one enemy of The Stephen Colbert Museum and Gift Shop.

Known in some circles as The Miracle Worker, she performed no work or miracles on the depressed economy of her birthplace, Tuscumbia. She has had a stranglehold on Tuscumbia's museum industry for over 50 years.

Ms. Keller didn't even have the balls to show up for the ribbon cutting ceremony because she died 28 years ago or something. There was a well that she apparently fell down and she screamed her hands off.

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Helen Keller's life story

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