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Hawaii/Truthy
is a Recognized State of the United States of America.
All the geography American schoolkids Need To Know.

The Great State of HAWAI'I
Capitol:	Any tourist information center
State Flower:	Anything that goes on a lei
Official Language:	American
State Bird:	Eagle
State Motto:	Everybody needs to get lei'd!
Nickname:	The reason you can't send your kids to college that isn't Las Vegas
Governor:	God
State Anthem:	"Surf'n USA"
Population:	Seven residents, twelve million employees, eighty billion tourists
Standard MPH:	Bananas are good (Latin for 34).
Principal imports:	Your money
Principal exports:	Turkeys, Pat Robertson, sunburn
Principal industries:	God, Jesus, water
Fun Fact # 1:	Decided the last two elections.
Fun Fact # 2:	Iraq War training center.
Fun Fact # 3:	Originally called the Sandwich Islands until renamed by a PR/marketing firm in the 1950's.

Hawaii was first discovered by Jesus in 1776. According to pictures, it floats gracefully over Mexico. It gained statehood in 1864 and has been a Republican stronghold ever since. Hawaii attacked Japan in 1941 bringing about World War II, America's greatest war until Iraq. It is also California's New Zealand.

It also wants your money. Do not resist the pull: just go, and become a tourist. Do it for America.

Strom Thurmond, U.S. senator from 1954 to current, voted against giving statehood to Hawaii and was quoted as saying "Asians were unqualified to be U.S. citizens because of their heritage." Which is probably true.

Discovery

History

Achieving Statehood

Hawaii Today

Hawaii Landmarks

Famous Hawaiians

• Don Ho
• Magnum, P.I.
• Steve McGarrett

A Typical Day in Hawaii

External Links

Charitable Organizations in Hawaii/Truthy