Harry Truman
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
Harry Truman was the 33rd President of the United States of America who defeated Japan the easy way in World War II. The liberal media would have us believe that he was a Democrat. but believe their lies, our guts tell us he was all Real American.
He also defeated North Korea during the Korean War, but the hippies in Congress kicked him out, a mistake they would soon regret.
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[edit] Appearance
Harry S. Truman's eyes bore a remarkable resemblance to Stephen Colbert's, leading many historians to go so far as to say that Stephen Colbert looked back in time through Truman's eyes, guiding his moves in the name of truthiness.
[edit] Known Relatives
Harry S. Truman has many surviving relatives, including our very own Smuggler Freak, a distant cousin of our 33rd President.
[edit] Factoid
- The bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were truthiness bombs. When they hit the anti-truthiness in the air over Japan, they detonated their atomic payload.
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