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Harry Reid
is a United States Senator
for the state of Nevada
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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Harry Reid
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!
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Mahmoud Ahmedi-Harry Reid-nejad is a terrorist.
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Harry Reid has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL


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"Impeach Harry Reid!"
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~ Keith Olbermann
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Artist's rendition of General George S. Patton wiping his boots with Senator Reid.

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The Senator jumped when the photographer said "Say Cheese!"

Grand Wizard Harry Reid (A.K.A. Dingy Harry) is a Nevada senator and unfortunately the current Senate Majority Leader. He is a major proponent of the Hooker and Gambling industries. His refusal to remotely diagnose South Dakota Senator Tim Johnson proves that he is hung like an aphid, in direct contrast to former Majority Leader Bill Frist. Harry Reid's hobbies include calling George Bush stupid, telling the army they suck, and feeling hate for Rush Limbaugh. Ironically, he is the one who is stupid, sucks, and is hated.

Flip-FloppingEdit

Like many Democrats, Harry Reid voted for going to war with Iraq. He now opposes the war. Reid doesn't even have the guts to say he flip-flopped on the war; Instead he accuses the Greatest President Ever of making up lies.

Rush LimbaughEdit

Dingy Harry recently got into a fight with Rush Limbaugh (talent on loan from God) after saying that Rush didn't support the troops. Rush fought back and totally kicked Dingy Harry's ass, cajun style. Dingy Harry promptly returned to the safety of his office and hid under his desk for the next 29 hours.



FactoidsEdit

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Despite what you may have heard
Harry Reid
Is totally not racist!
  • does not want the African-American man who was selected to fill Barack Obama's Senate seat after he (Obama) was elected to the Presidency, Roland Burris to own property.Episode #492
  • Used the phrase "Negro dialect" in reference to Obama, thus proving that all Democrats are racists.
  • Was not the judge on Night Court.
  • Took over $625,000 in lobbyist money, put it on the Florida Marlins to go all the way.
  • Tries to demoralize our troops by telling them they suck.
  • His way of supporting the troops is by calling the Commander-in-Chief “a giant turdburger."
  • His approval rating is nowhere near The Greatest President Ever's; Reid's has never been above 19%.
  • Once told President Bush, "If 'family values' means stealing the taxpayers' money and sniffing model glue, I'm way into 'family values.'"
  • In 1981 as a practical joke the mob decided to plan a bomb in his family's car. Everyone laughed that day.
  • Reid likes to bully the Republicans everyday, the monster.

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