Harold Ford, Jr

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Harold Eugene Ford, Jr was a short fused representative for the state of Tennessee known for charging across the house floor to physically assault Jean Schmidt and infringe upon her freedom of speech. If it wasn't for our troops that fought for his freedoms, he wouldn't be allowed to do things like that in this country.

[edit] Trivia

• Is a threat to Washington's women. I met Harold at the Playboy party, and he never called me back!

• Harold ran for the Tennessee Senate seat vacated by Bill Frist in 2006. Fortunately for the women of Washington, Harold was defeated by non-racist Bob Corker.

[edit] White Women in Mr. Ford's "Little Black Book"

• the Call-Me Whore
• Barbara Bush