Harley Davidson

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Harley Davidson: har-LEE DAY-vid-son (noun) Origin: Milwaukee, WI. circa 1903

1. Preferred transportation of real Americans.
2. A giant, fossil fuel powered marital aide, guaranteed to ease a woman's Hysteria.

Contents 1 History 2 Known Associates 3 Doesn't Matter That They Own One, They Are Still Gay Communists 4 Factoids

[edit] History

[edit] Known Associates

• Stephen Colbert
• Phantom Duck
• Mickey Rourke
• Lauren Hutton
• Arnold Schwarzenegger
• John Wayne
• Jesus Christ
• James Dean
• Marlon Brando
• Sonny Barger
• Hunter S. Thompson
• Ted Nugent
• Evel Knievel
• God
• David Hasselhoff
• Meatloaf

[edit] Doesn't Matter That They Own One, They Are Still Gay Communists

• Tom Cruise
• Brad Pitt
• John Travolta
• Dykes on Bikes

[edit] Factoids

• Increases your manlyness by a factor of 2.
• Gets you laid
• Preferred by Uberhotties
• In the female Human, will induce Orgasms at the rate of two per mile.