"Habeas Corpus"
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Habeas Corpus
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Habeas Corpus to the authorities.

Habeas Corpus is the name of a pre-post 9-11 legal instrument or writ, by means of which detainees can seek release from unlawful imprisonment. In a post 9-11 world, of course, Habeas Corpus is obsolete due to the "While Awaiting Trial" condition. It is Latin for "Let The Body Be Naked Covered In a Hood With Electrodes On Genitals, While Awaiting A Trial That Will Never Come".

Sleep lightly, Helen Thomas and Frank Rich; Habeas Corpus hurts the troops.

BackgroundEdit

Habeus Corpus is the most uneccessary law in human history. It obviously does not apply to terrorists and other Mooslims, but must be strictly observed in cases of corporate misunderstandings.

In 2005, the activist judges on the Supreme Court (except, of course, for John Roberts, Samuel Alito, Antonin Scalia, and Clarence Thomas) decided that the scum in Gitmo were actually entitled to these protections. Fortunately, however, The Greatest Administration Ever decided in all its wisdom that it was time to ignore the law just this once.

See AlsoEdit

• Posse Comitatus Act
• Military Commissions Act