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First CommandmentEdit

As a Christian nation Congress shall make no law respecting the established religion of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, or prohibiting the free exercise of the Holy Bible and the Word of God; or abridging Fox News freedom of speech, or of Glenn Beck/Rush Limbaugh/[INSERT REAL AMERICAN HERE] freedom of the press; or the right of the people to lock and load in the case of mooslim/communist/chinese threat, and to petition the Government for a redress of their grievances against the Mooslim Tyrant.

• On a side note. Islam is a great and true religion revealed in the Holy Koran which was dictated by the angel Gabriel to the final prophet Mohammed, Blessing and Peace be upon him. But if you build a Mosque near our Holy Ground we have the right to sh#t in our pants.

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