Hey Ma!
Pack your banjo and chewin' t'backer, we fixin' to enjoy us some
Guns

Guns
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY
If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.

Guns
is Very Manly™.

All You Need to KnowEdit

America's first and most sacred freedom.

Guns are one of our few defenses against bears and sharks. Another defense is cheese but in small amounts or it could make you French. Guns also keep the hippie Canadians, illegal immigrants and liberal government at bay. If you do not own a gun, you are not American.

Armed intruders are never going to register their guns, so why should anyone else have to. Gun control kills.

Guns never hurt anyone who didn't deserve it.^FACT!©

Parts of Texas allow the sale of alcohol alongside guns

Guns are prescription medications

Guns kill less people than angry projectiles do.

External TubesEdit

• ATF, No Guts No Glory: Mexican Edition!
• ATF holds a gun giveaway
• Guns are fun!
• The History of Guns