Greece
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Greek is a nation in the continent of Europe. It is surrounded by the Mediterranean Sea and can see the Middle East from the top of one of their hills, but not Alaska or Russia
The Nation of Greek 
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| Flag: |  |
| Capitol: | A8hnais |
| Prime Minister: | Scandalakis |
| President: | Dora Bakogiannis |
| Motto: | Ellhnes kurieuoun ton kosmon |
| Nickname: | Patrida |
| Official Flower: | Rose |
| Official Language: | Albanian; Turkish; Ladino (Jewish); Pomak; Arvanitic; etc (including Greek) |
| Official Animal: | Goat |
| Official Beer: | Mu8os |
| Official Anthem: | See: Romania |
| Population: | 9.500.000, plus 5.000.000 "illegals" |
| Standard MPH: | 100+ |
| Principal imports: | Girls |
| Principal exports: | Cigarettes |
| Principal industries: | Shipping; tobacco; backgammon; cement; bauxite |
| Fun Fact # 1: | add stuff here-16 |
| Fun Fact # 2: | add stuff here-17 |
Contents |
[edit] What John Travolta doesn't know
While Greece may indeed be a word, this country is a member of the European Union.
[edit] Greek History
[edit] Greece Today
[edit] Top 5 threats in Greece
- Goats
- Wild Goats
- Wild Zombie Goats
- Wild zombie olive tree eating goats
- Bear goats
[edit] Greek Geography & Climate
In the capital city of Athens it is 9000000 degrees F in the summer time, while everywhere else remains in the high 70s. In the winter it snows 12 feet everywhere. Seriously. Everywhere.
[edit] Greek Government
[edit] Greek Culture
[edit] What's With Their Alphabet?
Why does it look like a cross between English and squiggles a 1st grader would draw?
[edit] Is Every Greek Man Gay?
Yes but they prefer bisexual because they end up married to women.
[edit] Greek Food
Similar to Italian but with heavy influence on spice use from Russia. Therefore all Greek food is communist.
[edit] What's With All The Broken Plates?
They might say it's for prosperity,but in reality they just hate the china they got from their mothers-in-laws.
[edit] Famous People From Greece
Telly Savalas
[edit] Typical Day In Greece
Wake up at noon.
Have a cigarette and frappe(iced Greek coffee) for breakfast
Go for coffee and a cigarette for lunch.
Take a nap
Go for coffee and a cigarette for dinner
Smoke some more and then go to sleep.
Politicians do all of the above but nap more. Throw in some corruption as well.
[edit] Strange Laws in Greece
-Illegal for tourists to have beards, on threat of deportation -Every sale must involve a receipt -In one poor shanty-town attached to Athens, if you can build your house within 24 hours, you get given the title deeds to that land -No plane-spotting (this should be illegal anywhere)
[edit] Facts
- Greece Invented Sex, With Other Men thereforce created homosexuality
- Most Likely invented Communism through their philosphers
- Invented bears and sharks
- Invented Italy
- Vote for the same people even though they do nothing other than take the country backwards
- Greek Philosophers were the first to discover the "Wisdom of the Gut"
