Great Salt Lake

is one of the ways God Blessed America.

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The Great Salt Lake, also known as the Great Mormon Lake, is the twisted, half retarded cousin of the Great Lakes. Its queerity is do to the people who live around the Salt Lake in Salt Lake City, Utah.

Why So Salty?Edit

The source of saltiness in the Great Salt Lake is due to the Righteous Anger Of God with the Mormon people. Although, their infectious cult has enveloped the region, God has shown his disapproval by making their lake unusable.

Sea-Monkeys live naturally in the Great Salt Lake!!

much more witches in salt lake because hardly anyone sinks when thrown in lake.

Great Salt Lake FractsEdit