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Gozer aka Captain Planet.

Gozer, also known as Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler and Lord of the Sebouillia, is the terrorist-hermaphrodite deity who was responsible for attacking New York City in the summer of 1984.

Gozer was worshipped by the Hittites, Mesopotamians, and the Sumerians around 6000BC, and recently in the 1920s by members of the Cult of Gozer. This mullet displaying god was one of the early deities involved in convincing ugly women to engage in Lesbonic behavior. Proof of her contribution can still be seen today in current lesbian hair styles worn as a tribute.

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1984 New York City Terrorist AttacksEdit

Preluding EventsEdit

Gozer's Strikes New YorkEdit

Attacks were focused on the 55 Central Park West apartment building in Manhattan adjacent to Central Park.

Structural damage was also severe to the adjacent Holy Trinity Lutheran Church. Hundreds of thousands of dollars in property damage to cars and buildings attributed to stay puft.

Coincidently or not, there was a rare earthquake which struck New York City just hours before the attack on the 55 Central Park West Building, which was destructive enough to create gorge nearby roads and sidewalks which swallowed up at least eight police cars and four men in brown jumpsuits.

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