Gordon Brown

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Gordon Brown
has bad teeth and a funny accent because he is British,
but still loves America, thank you for supporting our President.

“And we not only saved the world...”

He is the Prime Minister, but he definitely won't be using prime numbers!

Gordon Brown is Tony Blair's dour, frumpy, Scottish alter-ego. Think of him as the Victor to Blair's Victoria. More importantly, Brown is the current Prime Minister of America East.

But don't expect to see Brown much in public. Canny Gordon loves nothing better than a quiet evening romancing financial numbers and flirting shamelessly with macro-economics. What a whore!

The big question of course is: will Gordon be as loyal a servant to The Greatest President Ever as his pal Tony?

[edit] Is The Affair Over?

The jacket in question.

IN 2007, The Greatest President Ever offered Mr. Minister a gift of a bomber jacket (the same kind that got Karl all hot and bothered back in the day) for purchase, but Gordon turned it down.

This shocking (shocking!) diplomatic gaffe reverberated around the world, even the the old British woman president clutched her pearls.

[edit] See Also

• Labour Party

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