Gold Standard
brings Wealth and Prosperity to Americans and
The Free Market
America thanks you, Gold Standard

Gold Standard
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

Gold Standard
is a Truthiness Crusader!

The Gold Standard is the most Godly currency system ever proposed by Christ himself. The reason why Gold makes such a great form of currency, consistent in value, is that Gold has heaven trapped inside of it.

When The Gold Standard Was First UsedEdit

3500 years ago, when Leviticus was written.