Godless Sodomite
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!
At the 2006 Emmy Award ceremony in Hollywood, Stephen Colbert called out the assembled "stars" when he greeted them, saying: "Good evening, Godless Sodomites!"
This was his way of putting them On Notice. For those among the assembled crowd who had ears to hear, Dr. Colbert was giving them warning. Their town will soon be destroyed by a vengeful God. Anyone who watches one of their little filmic plays (or Las Vegas concerts) will be turned into a pillar of salt.
Dr. Colbert did not need to be so generous. The thankless crowd assembled in the theater didn't deserve a warning since they had just denied Stephen an award for his painstaking pursuit of truthiness. They had given the award to Barry Manilow. Barry Manilow!
Still, though, Dr. Colbert went into the belly of the beast and granted them mercy enough to warn them of their impending fate.
Will they listen?
[edit] Sodomites in general
Sodomites believe the ass isn't for kicking, but for spanking. Most of them live in Hollywood where they worship a gold statue. Most of the rest live in Taxachusetts.
The sodomites are going to Hell, not necessarily because of their lifestyle choice, but because God doesn't like those who covet the wrong hole without good reason.
[edit] FAQs
What other types of Sodomites are there besides the "Godless" variety?
There aren't any. No sodomite contains any percentage of your daily allowance of The Heavenly Father.
