Giraffe
From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia
Giraffes are large mammals found in Africa , with really long necks
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[edit] Why do they have long Necks?
Giraffes have long necks so they can look into the other gender's changing rooms (unless, of course, the giraffe is gay, in which case said giraffe will look into his own changing room). Another theory holds that Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the neck, and its decedents are now giraffes.
[edit] Common confusion with girrafes
Many times when someone says "I like giraffes," it is misheard and can cause painful situations. When you say "I like giraffes" someone might think your saying "I like your ass" and they might slap your face. Really hard. Many people famous people have died in this manner, such as:
[edit] Giraffe porn
Giraffe porn is one of the most popular types of porn.Originally it was created only for male giraffes and lesbian female giraffes in the 1850's to keep them occupied. But one day the pornoligists saw how interested the humans were in mating with the giraffes, so they made a magizine called Playgiraffe. Pretty soon almost everybody started getting giraffe porn. A recent study shows that 87% of the worlds population watches giraffe porn, 75% of those people are female.
[edit] Anti-American accusations
The giraffe is Ronald Reagan's least favorite type of animal. They are therefore Barack Hussein Obama's favorite type of animal.
