George Galloway
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British Politician who is a shameless Commie.
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[edit] George's Political Career
Originally, Georgy Porgey was a member of Tony Blair's party, the Labor party which sounds liberal but because Europeans drive on the wrong side of the road, is in fact not too bad - they do support our war on terror. Galloway is anti-Imperialist (unless the Imperialist is Syria, Iraq, or the Soviet Union).
Galloway was forced to temporarily retire from politics in 1991, when Iraq's unfortunate failure to annex Kuwait and the tragic collapse of the Soviet Union caused him to suffer extreme depression.
BUT GE0RGE GALLOWAY IS NOW A TERRORIST!
[edit] George's Terrorist Career
Ever since he was abducted by several Islamofacists in the UK, Galloway has supported their cause ever since.
Following his unholy conversion, he founded a new party named RESPECT, inspired by a Black Woman vocalist.
[edit] George's Claim to Fame
He was on Celebrity Big Brother. This has not actually given him fame, because it has nothing to do with Stephen Colbert, who Galloway hopes one day to be nailed by.
