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General Electric
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Full Corporate Name GE
Founded
Founder Thomas Edison
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Electricity
Healthcare
Lighting
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Energy
Finance
Jet Engines

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HistoryEdit

In 1899, Illinois-born Thomas Edison opened a new laboratory in Menlo Park, New Jersey. The new company started to obtain new patents faster than their slow competition. First come first serve, you losers!

Thomas Edison then hired a communist spy, which Mr. Edison had no knowledge at the time, Nichola Tesla. Mr. Tesla built a Death Ray and destoyed part of New Jersey and to this day that State is a wasteland.

War Crime AccusationsEdit

GE has faced criminal action regarding its defense related operations. GE was convicted in 1990 of defrauding the U.S. Department of Education, and again in 1999 on charges of corrupt practices in the sale of jet engines to Israel, but it was all a liberal hoax.

China & Tax EvasionEdit

GE will move its operations to China to avoid a communist take over from the Obama administration, they also stopped paying taxes so their money wont go to liberal projects.[1]

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