General Dynamics
has been granted full United States "citizenship"
for their donation to Republican causes.
America thanks you, General Dynamics

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General Dynamics is a modest and humble unsung freedom giver of American Values.

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See Also Edit

• The Carlyle Group
• Halliburton

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