I LOOOOOOOOVE my Gay NASCAR Drivers Monthly!
The fancy-pantsification of NASCAR began in 2003 when Jeff Burton, a God-fearing Virginia Republican, was forced to drive a car sponsored by the gay childrens' toy, Trolls. Immediately, Satan jumped on the opportunity to start a magazine, knowing that many NASCAR drivers were indeed gay. The first issue was published on January 9, 2004 and featured Michael Waltrip, in an exclusive interview about how NAPA Auto Parts worked for him.
Since then, more and more NASCAR drivers have come out of the closet and been featured in the magazine.