Gay/Signals

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Gay/Signals
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Gay/Signals to the authorities.


When one wishes to have gay sex in a public bathroom, one must know the specialized communications involved to be successful.

Wikiality.com has compiled these signals from members of the gay community, none of whom visit this site.

Contents

[edit] Choosing Your Mate

[edit] Shoe Type

[edit] Foot Tapping

Richard Gere tap dance routines from Chicago have been found to be valid signals for soliciting gay-bathroom sex 12/10 times.

[edit] Hand Signals

Performing the hand-jive from Grease or reciting any John Travolta mumbo-jumbo (other than quotes from Pulp Fiction). Pulp Fiction is one of the most American films ever made and has nothing to do with homosexuality.

Ex. If a man says "Mr. Kot-turh" to you while you are in the bathroom he is trying to signal you."

Ex. If a man quotes a line from that John Travolta movie that no one saw about Scientology you probably will not realize it until he has his pants down and is in your bathroom stall.

[edit] Glossary

  • undercover
  • layover
  • glory hole
  • Sex & the City
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