Garry Kasparov

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Garry Kasparov used to be a champion chess player, but after he lost to that computer, he hasn't been the same.

Contents 1 Youth 2 Chess 3 Communism 4 Crimes 4.1 Garry's 2nd 2007 Arrest 4.2 Another Arrest Before The End Of The Year, Mr. Kasparov? 5 October 17, 2008 Nailing

[edit] Youth

[edit] Chess

By far the Best Chess player in the world EVER, oficcial match of Kasparov with Stephen Colbert declared to be a draw.

[edit] Communism

Knows more about Marxsism and Leninism than Stephen Colbert and that's all what matters!

[edit] Crimes

Arrested for being part of group who protested Putin's dictatorship in Moscow, some people say when he was arrested he yelled " Check Mate " !

[edit] Garry's 2nd 2007 Arrest

Apparently Mr. Kasparov doesn't take a hint very well. On November 24, 2007 he was arrested again but, this time it was for resisting a beating arrest and other agitator-related programs.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Garry, Garry, Garry. Didn't you look into Putin's eyes and see the soul that The Greatest President Ever saw?

One things for sure, the Ruskis don't cotton to celebrities the way Americans do. Maybe if they had a Russian Idol TV show Russian celebrities wouldn't go around protesting their fine government and trying to run for president...it's still early yet. We'll wait to hear what Mr. Kasparov says after he is waterboarded released.

[edit] Another Arrest Before The End Of The Year, Mr. Kasparov?

You've been released from jail Mr. Kasparov with one left before the New Year. Do you think you can stay out of jail until then?

[edit] October 17, 2008 Nailing

claimed SC started a battle he could never win ?

SC offered a draw, Kasparov accepted

speaks English (!)

both are running for president of their respective countries

he is running to make a statement

challenged Kasparov to rock 'em sock 'em robots

Stephen kicked his Rusky ass!