Gandhi

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Hello, Gandhi
Asian and very good at math.

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According to Hillary Clinton he works at the corner 7/11. He is also known as Ben Kingsley.

[edit] Youthful Indiscretions

He went to college in Europe.

It's bloody mathS not MATH! Bloody Americans. [I agree]

[edit] Enlightenment

He started hating being called a brownie in South Africa.

[edit] The Lean Years

According to some televangelist (who has since been seen wearing leather in San Fran) he found Jesus.

[edit] Movies

Ghandi on the set of his 1981 blockbuster film "Ghandi". He was set to court hearing when his assistant filed for harassment charges. They eventually settled out of court

Gandhi II: Return of the Sith

[edit] Death

Following his violent revolution, Gandhi was devoured by his followers.

[edit] Embarrassing Relatives

• Grandson Arun apparently hates Jews. Ths Socialist.

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