Gabrielle Giffords
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 8th" district of the state of Arizona

Gabrielle Giffords
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!

Gabrielle Giffords is a representative from the 8th congressional district of Arizona.

A Real American hero tried to convince Congresswoman Giffords to quit politics and spend more time with her family, instead he got arrested for trying to liberate us from this communist agent.^[1]

Her InternsEdit

Like every libural politician, she hired a former male nurse as her intern, that's not a real man!

FootnotesEdit

1. ↑ This information brought you by the Internets. If it is from the Internets, then it has to be true.

External TubesEdit

• Patriotic Hero discovers libural stole his gun
• Commies now slandering Tea Party for more lies
• Giffords' magnetic personality attracted bullets
• Giffords and the 9/11 connection. Jihadist girl supported Giffords
• 9/11 Girl captured by Hero
• Giffords now trying to steal our guns!
• How Giffords ruined free speech
• Tea Party to sue Giffords for slander
• Giffords hates tea
• Liberals trying to censor Real American speech!
• Sarah Palin to sue Giffords for slander, she better watch her back
• Real Life troll to visit Arizona
• Giffords: a Sekret Feminazi
• Guns dont kill people, liberals kill people
• Giffords' crazy idea: less rage, more talk
• Words dont kill people, leftwingnuts kill people
• Is Giffords hiring sekret Mexican interns?
• Real American doing it wrong: Target the liberals only!
• The Hero that liberated Arizona
• Libural-pussy-bear-lover refuses to blame the leftwing for murder. Colbert to find someone to blame soon
• anti-americans refuse to join rightwing noble cause
• More un-american traitors emerging from the media
• See, Socialized Medicine does kill people
• How Real Americans helped to take our country back
• Mooslim Tyrant giving away socialized t-shirts: free t-shirts!
• guns dont kill people, government kills people
• Liberals now using the C word
• If you get shot, you must resign and give up your seat to a Republican. It's the law!

This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report". Until Gabrielle Giffords gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" Gabrielle Giffords by unloading your gut onto this page.