Frankenfood
has been granted full United States "citizenship"
for their donation to Republican causes.
America thanks you, Frankenfood

Frankenfood
brings Wealth and Prosperity to Americans and
The Free Market
America thanks you, Frankenfood

Frankenfood (aka GM food or Science's Abomination) is a horrible horrible experiment gone wrong in which humans shouldn't have meddle in God's territory is America's new way of making lots of food at low low prices!

History of FrankenfoodEdit

Dr. Frankenfood and the Monsanto AllianceEdit

"The incident"Edit

See AlsoEdit

• Farm
• ConAgra Foods
• Archer Daniels Midland
• Whole Foods

External TubesEdit

• Hippie Leader Dies: Demanded more Hippie Food