Frank Rich

From Wikiality, the Truthiness Encyclopedia

Frank Rich (born after the Great Depression), is one of Dr. Stephen Colbert's foes at The New York Times. When he's not busy trying to plug a book on The Colbert Report, you can see him bashing America on C-SPAN or on some other Liberal, Blame America Firster or communist network. Frank is an active member of the NRA, presumably the only member of that Manly organization who uses guns to compensate.

[edit] January 19, 2009 Nailing

• Stephen will ask him what he will be giving Barack Obama for an inauguration present, besides a free ride

• not in Washington to cut the ribbon on the tax and spend machine

• Stephen touches politicians with his elbows

• relentless critic
  • he's tickled pink

• never gave George W. Bush a fair break
  • kept beating him hoping for a Pulitzer to drop out

• compared Bush to Hoover

• we gave democracy to the Middle East:
  • Hamas in Gaza
  • Taliban in Afghanistan
  • in (parts of) Iraq

• never wrote in his column "could have been worse"
  • smaller than life
  • like average guy

• gave hope to those of us who've just phoned it in all our lives
  • hope for mediocrity

• how will Rich transition from unflinching critic to unflinching "yes-man"
  • criticized Obama for his tie, Rick Warren

• all the news that fit to piss everybody off

• spent his entire career around newspapers
  • newspapers may not survive
  • may become diesel mechanic
  • Maureen Dowd learning to give pedicures

[edit] Frank Rich Factoids

• He thinks Helen Thomas is Hot
• He Hates America and loves Joe Lieberman
• He is a member of the Republican party.
• Frank Rich loves Jesus, Dennis Hastert and Ronald Reagan