Dr. Francis S. Collins
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Dr. Francis S. Collins
composed at least one non-audiobook book.
Dr. Francis Collins is the head of Obama's NIH and a blaspheming DNA smartiac, who headed the band, The Human Genome Project[1], and hates Jesus so much he has refused to clone Him from any remnant "DNA" taken from the Shroud of Turin.
Francis (girl's name) wrote a book that has won him a one-way first class ticket to the level in hell that is built from bricks made of Satan's bile: "The Language of God" which purports to know something about God and His Word.
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[edit] Hobbies
Randomnly throws out the parts of the Bible that don't conform to his imaginary friend, evolution.
[edit] The Nailing
Dr. Colbert promised to place Francis' (girl's name) ideas into the Colbert Autoclave for sterilization, and he didn't disappoint.
[edit] Round 1
Francis (girl's name) brought a merry-go-round with him.
How gay is that!?
Winner: Stephen
[edit] Round 2
Dr. Colbert reminded Francis (girl's name) that he would be the only Christian in hell (if he indeed was a real Christian) and that God did not forgive him for misuing His gifts.
Winner: Stephen
[edit] Round 3
Tried to Chapter and Verse Our Glorious Stephen
Winner: Stephen
[edit] Round 4
Francis (girl's name) admitted to being an anti-capitalist when he revealed that he released the CD of his band, The Human Genome Project, to the public domain.
Winner: Stephen
Loser: the marketplace
In the end, Francis (girl's name) tried to end the slaughter by giving Stephen his band's CD, but it was too late, he suffered a humiliating nailing before the live audience.
And what a wonderful show it was.
[edit] The Re-Nailing: The October 2009 Edition
[edit] Footnotes
- ↑ Created from members of The Human League and The Alan Parson's Project
