Fox & Friends
is important enough for FOX to call "news".
Fox Screams, You Comply.

Fox & Friends is the most patriotic morning show in America. It airs on America's most patriotic cable news channel, FoxNews. It's like watching a Disney movie about the news.

The Friendly Friends Of Fox & FriendsEdit

• Steve Doocy
• One of the following:
  • The brown-haired guy with Herpes who's not Steve Doocy^{Episode #521}
  • The bald guy who isn't the black-haired guy who isn't the brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy.
  • The black-haired guy who isn't the brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy.
  • The brown-haired guy who isn't Steve Doocy.
• The hot blonde right winger, former Miss America Gretchen Carlson.

FactoidsEdit

• They refer to Khalid Sheikh Mohammed as 'KSM'

Important Stories Covered By Fox & FriendsEdit

• the great beer pong hoax of 2009^{Episode #521}
• designer babies^{Episode #521}
• cell phones found in cod^{Episode #521}

External TubesEdit

• Haters continue to mock Fox and Friends
• John Stewart slanders Gretchen!
• Shocking News: John Stewart is FAKE!!!!
• John Stewart hates America