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An un-American noun (pronounced: FUR-nerr) A person who is not an American. Usually brown, sometimes yellow, but always speaking gibberish.

Contents 1 Types of Foreigners 1.1 The Conquistador 1.2 Teenage Mutant Ninja Mulatos 1.3 The Asian 1.4 The European 1.5 The African 1.6 Arabs 2 Why Do They Come to America? 3 What Should I Do If I See A Foreigner? 4 Do Your Part 5 Tubos Externados

Types of ForeignersEdit

There are several major types of foreigner, categorized according to their place of origin, and usefulness to Americans, since Americans are lazy, fat and dirty, too busy protecting the free world from Terrorism they need foreigners to do the hard job for them.

The ConquistadorEdit

The Conquistador gives free Spanish lessons to Native Americans.

Teenage Mutant Ninja MulatosEdit

These are genetically modified Indonesian illegals from Southern Kenya and Northern Tanzania. On Pearl Harbor Day, they eat Krupuk and sushi on their menu. They like to eat the skulls of Mexican Native Americans and so the Mexican border patrol has set up a death squad to kill any enemies, foreign or domestic, caught harming the skull of a Native American.

The AsianEdit

Asians have a lot in common with Mexicans, they claim to have come from many different countries as well, but who cares? When they come to America, they better learn to speakee dee English and iron my shirts right, damnit.

Asians come in several sub-categories, also dependant on their usefulness.

• the love-you-long-time
• the no-tickee-no-shirtee
• the tech support
• the martial arts teacher
• the cook (which itself has 2 sub-sub-categories:
  • the Towelhead
  • the Chink

The EuropeanEdit

Oddly enough, even though most Europeans are white, they don't come from America, weird huh?

Europeans built downtown hundreds of years ago but lately new foreigners, the loyal Bushies, came over and paved downtown to make it urb. Europeans want to sell you a new car.

The AfricanEdit

We're not sure if Africans really exist, but allegedly there aren't that many Africans in Africa anymore and the ones who are are voodoo doctors, so keep clear. Also, they probably have the AIDS. Great American companies use these foreigners for their ability to test drugs. They are really good at it...if they exist.

ArabsEdit

Obviously they are terrorists, except for the Saudis they make good masters bankers.

Why Do They Come to America?Edit

Foreigners have only one thing on their minds: to take America away from Americans.

And have sex with our fat women...which actually isn't that bad. But still...

But mostly they are lazy and want to kill us and take our jobs and make all our children gay atheists.

What Should I Do If I See A Foreigner?Edit

Foreigners have infiltrated our government!!

1. Know your surroundings. Do you have an escape route? Can you run faster than the foreigner? If so, could you get to a safe haven if they approach you?
2. Next, you have to determine what type you are dealing with. Does he work for you? Does he want a job from you? Do you need work done and are you cheap? If so, don't smack him until he's finished, otherwise, move on to Number 3.
3. Look for weapons and in the case of non-Saudi Middle Easterners, bomb belts. Foreigners are always carrying some kind of weapon, so frisk him if you can stand the smell. Remember, it's your right as an American to frisk foreigners for contraband or weapons (it's in The United States Constitution).
4. When they are finished doing work for you, or if you have no use for them, first call Lou Dobbs then call your local police, America will thank you for it.

Do Your PartEdit

Keep America American; Protect Our Borders; God Bless America.

Tubos ExternadosEdit

• Foreigners are Kidnapping American Children!
• Foreigner steals Citizenship!
• 10 Truthiness about Fureigners
• Fureign invasion continues as they multiply
• Fureigners refuse to speak Amurikan!
• foreigners to steal our crime inducing jubs!
• Fureigner taking the advantages of our amenities reserved for Real Americans
• Emergency News: Fureigner Stealing our Moneys!! Abuses System to Receive Hand Outs!