Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Flying Spaghetti Monster is heretical
and makes The Baby Jesus jealous!
May it rot in the fires of his judgement!

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (often referred to as the FSM) is the God of Pastafarian religion. He looks like a giant wad of spaghetti, but also exhibits bilateral symmetry with two eyes and two very large meat balls and many noodly appendages. This religion was founded by a Kansas physics student in response to Intelligent Design. This "religion" is however founded on many aspects of truthiness, following the belief of believing one's gut, especially in placing spaghetti in one's gut.

[edit] Beliefs

The religion states that the FSM created the world starting with a mountain, some trees and a midget. Pastafarians believe that every Friday is a holiday and that their heaven has a beer volcano and a stripper factory. The FSM is said to make objects dated by scientists, especially with carbon dating, seem older than they really are with his noodly appendage.

Also these Pastafarians believe that pirates are in direct correlation to the process of global warming, that is that the more pirates that get hanged or retire(which is what they really do, hanging is just a myth created by Liberals and Communists to make people believe that pirates don't get old, they did this because Pirates are in direct correlation to them as soon as pirates get old they do too), the more global warming there is.