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Liberace
Flamingo
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Flamingo to the authorities.
Flamingo Couple with Baby

The sins of the fathers being passed on to the son.

Gay Flamingo Wedding

Outside the bedroom, this is the only time you'll be able to tell who the butch and who the bitch is.


The Flamingo is a large pink bird that is considered one of the gayest animals in existence and the gayest bird still alive.

Flamingos live in hot, wet environments, like the bathhouses of San Francisco. The flamingo assumed the role of "gayest bird" after the Dodo became extinct by committing the social suicide of choosing to live the homosexual lifestyle. This lifestyle choice really puts the "flaming" in flamingo and has been the biggest boon to the homo-avian agenda since the flock of seagulls haircut. Many conservationists fear the flamingo is destined for same future as the Dodo due to the rising tide of homosinsuality among the flamingo population. While the gay flamingo population has been growing along to the rhythmic latin beats of Gloria Estefan's music, they, like their "human" counterparts, want not only to live together in their sin, but to indoctrinate a new generation into their decadent life choice.

It is assumed that once The Gays have tired of their Box Turtle and Man on dog sexual games, they will find receptive partners among the flamingo community.

Some people predict The Gays will adopt the flamingo's and get rid of their dogs.

The Lesbians, however, will still keep their dogs.

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Evil dolphin
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Flamingo is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition

This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.

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