WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS!?
Flairs
has nothing to do with Dr. Colbert! Fix it, or it will be Dead To Me and Stephen!
Discuss why Flairs should not be deleted here.

Flairs are the hip of the hippest.

LacesEdit

They have extra long laces.

Damn, those are some long laces.

"Comes with 2,2 strips of bacon!"

MusicEdit

Flairs are followed by "Rave" music.

ExpensiveEdit

"That's an expensive shoe!"

You can't afford Flairs? LOSER!