Firefly

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A firefly is a little glowy bug thingy that...well...flies. We suspect that that could be a sign they're armed with explosives, and thus suspect that they are a threat to National Security.

[edit] FireFly Facts

  • created by the council of doom, then sold to the world.
  • when annoyed, can set things on fire with their mind
  • release a firey explosion when they are squished (you do NOT want to test this theory)
  • are what really provides light in light bulbs




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Firefly is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition

This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.

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