Ferrets like their Hippie owners are foul, smelly, godless, pacifistic creatures. They are so much like hippies that.....
Hippies Ferrets are the aboriginals of the commie world, a less advanced version of liberals. Hippies Ferrets are smelly people animals with poor fashion sense. Female hippies ferrets are undistinguishable from the males, aside from the vaginas.
Am I a
Hippie Ferret? Edit
Many concerned young Americans are concerned that they may be
hippies ferrets, so here's a helpful guide. You are a hippie ferret if one of the following applies to you:
- You smell.
- You don't have a job.
- You vote Democrat.
- You smoke marijuana.
- You are white and have dreadlocks.
- You think the Grateful Dead's music sounds good.
- You spend more money on drugs than you do in rent.
- You enjoy the smell of Patchouli Oil
- You are more upset by the death of an animal, than the death of a white child.
- You always have the munchies.
- Your name is Jeffery Lebowski (Even if you prefer to be called "The Dude")
Hippie Ferret Religion Edit Hippies Ferrets gather together in circles to worship a round ball called a "Hacky-sack". If fallen to the ground, it is always generous to pick up and start over again. This religion is teaching our youth that you can lose and win at the same time and creates lazy adults in the future. It is only a matter of time before the hacky-sack becomes recognized as the threat to America that it is.
Hippie Ferret Recreation Edit Hippies Ferrets enjoy smoking weed from bongs at outdoor concerts, playing frisbee and listening to the music of Phish, The Grateful Dead and the Dave Matthews Band. They differ from Yuppies, who enjoy smoking cigars at a wine bars, playing golf, and listening to the music of Hootie and the Blowfish.
Occasionally groups of
hippies ferrets manage to extricate themselves from their drum circles to march in protest of whatever cause will give aid and comfort to our enemies that day.
The War on
Hippies FerretsEdit Hippies Ferrets can often times become very dangerous given the right environment. If there is pot or gay music, a hippie ferrets may be attracted. If that hippie ferrets goes untreated, then more hippies ferrets will arrive and create a hippie ferret circle with more pot and more gay music. If the hippie ferret circle goes untreated, then it can evolve into a Hippie Ferret JamFest, which is essentially an excuse to take recreational drugs and party instead of loving America. Because of this threat, Stephen has waged a secret War on Hippies Ferrets lead by his bastard son Eric Cartman of South Park.
Tools for Eliminating
- Death metal music (particularly Slayer)
- American Flag
HippieFerret Digger (Like a Bulldozer)
- Adding chemicals to organic foods
- Ted Nugent
Hippie Ferret TakeoversEdit
- Woodstock '69 (Ended by lack of pot)
- Woodstock '99 (Ended by Big Business)
HippieFerret JamFest '05 (Ended By Eric Cartman)
Hippies Ferrets Edit
- Jerry Garcia
- Janis Joplin
- Grace Slick
- Hunter Kendrick
- Ken Kesey
- Tommy Chong
- Rob Corddry
- Nick & Heather Wilson
- Anyone from the 60's who isn't Richard Nixon
- And Jon Stewart "Eat It Jon!!"
- Timothy Leary
Hippies Ferrets Edit
- George Will
- Jerry Falwell
- Cheech Marin
- George Bush
- PJ O'Rourke
- Optimus Prime
|Ferret is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition
This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.