Fear
is a tool Patriots use to battle America's enemies
God Bless America

The Bush Administration's greatest ally.

Fear (patriotic instrument)

1. a patriotic emotion aroused by the rightful perception of impending danger, an evil plot, pain or panic; whether the threat is real or imagined realer. The feeling or condition that helps to develop into a Patriotic Fervor.
2. a concern or anxiety that is caused by:

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Liburals

Bears

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HistoryEdit

If you're not scared, you're helping the terrorists. Should you ever be so foolish as to leave your gated community, you'll see what a scary, threatening place the outside world is; It's a hellhole filled with people we don't know who want to take away our money, our guns, and our freedom. The only way we can feel less afraid of losing our freedom is to entrust it to the police, the Department of Homeland Security, and enforcers of the Patriot Act. Only these brave heroes know how to banish our fear, because only they truly understand fear; after all, they trade on it deal with it everyday.

However, this mighty weapon is turned against us when Republicans feel it. ^[1]

Things to be Really, Really Scared OfEdit

• terrorism
• Rapture Index
• Color Codes for Terror and Alarm
• Truthiness Alert Color Code
• Osama bin Laden
• Al Qaeda
• Taliban
• WMD
• Saddam Hussein
• nuclear
• macacas
• Muslims
• bears

See AlsoEdit

• Fear Rally to Restore Truthiness

ReferencesEdit

External TubesEdit

• How Fear is good for business
• How to keep fear alive on the internet
• Sciency tell us what we know. Real Americans haz teh biggest ballz of fear!
• How fear is helping the free market become rich and strong!
• How fear is making Capitalism stronger
• How fear is helping you to become a better parent

"Fear"
is a part of Wikiality.com's dictionary, "Watch What You Say". For the full dictionary, click here.