Falafel

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Falafel was voted The Sexiest Food Known to Woman in 2003, 2004 and 2005 (overtaken by tinned asparagus in July, 2006).

Its aphrodisiac qualities combined with its subtle resemblance to testicles make it everyone's favorite night in. For these reasons, Falafel salesmen have recently created the all new slogan "Falafel me Bill!" (in honor of Bill O'Reilly to replace their more tame "Got Falafel?").

The success in Falafel sales increase due to this slogan change is inevitable.

[edit] The Death To America Falafel

The Arab nations' answer to Freedom Fries. It is a falafel wrapped in an American flag and set on fire. The sight of a burning flag helps enhance the falafel's aphrodisiacal properties for Islamofascists (also known as Arabs, Iraqis, Sunnis, Shiites, and Muslims). Stephen Colbert believes that America should not change the name of Freedom Fries until the Arabs change the name of the Death to America Falafel.

[edit] See Also

• The most American of Meats: Meatloaf.