Faith Based Initiatives

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"Tear down that constitutional wall, George W!"
~ Ronald Reagan's Ghost
Faith Based Initiatives
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!


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[edit] Under Bush

[edit] Jesus loves these initiatives!!

These initiatives are not to be challenged by taxpayers! Leave it to those penny pinching, dollar-on-a- string liberals to cut out the middle God in their neverending quest embarrass The Greatest President! This is just more evidence that they can't see the Forest for the rich logging rights. The President has gone out of his way to create more poor people than any other sitting Commander In Chief in modern history. He does so to better support the Churches, who in turn attempt to support the poverty stricken masses of our country through the best and most faithful initiatives of all time.

What's next, will you sue The President if he uses his taxpayer funded motorcade to Church on Sunday?

[edit] Under Obama

The horror!

Obama's going to use the office to help the poor the vaginaed and worst of all the dark!

How ever shall we survive?

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