Fact

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Fact
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Fact to the authorities.
Fact has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL


Facts have a well known liberal bias.

Facts do not exist. There is only truth. And truthiness.

Facts, similar to peer-reviewed scientific data, internationally proven collected data, and statistical information based on scientifically established methods are there to confuse us about our own opinions which are more important than facts.

Facts come from the head, truthiness comes from the gut.


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Facts are meaningless.

You can use facts to prove anything that is remotely true.

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~ Homer Simpson
-REAL AMERICAN!


[edit] Historitivity

God invented Truthiness. Satan invented Fact. We know this is obvious because Truthiness makes people feel better than Fact can, or EVER WILL.

Satan invented Fact shortly after His fall from grace, when he smoked and inhaled Marijuana, and Invented the organization Liberal Intelligence Elite.

Fact is evil and is the number two threat to America (behind bears). Fact can be traced back to 6,000 years ago when the universe exploded into existence, creating earth and everything on it, (except God, who was made by satan, and the nazi-demons) and since that time it has been seen trying to kill America and Jesus.


Fact
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy


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