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Facebook
has its own tube of the internets.
Don't clog it!!!

Facebook has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL

Facebook
makes the Baby Jesus cry,
and should be treated with caution contempt!

Facebook is a social networking website where you can meet people, communicate with your friends, network, join facebook groups and waste more time in front of your computer screen. It is the arch rival of MySpace.

Facebook is the lartest waste of time there is right along side twitter. People waste time on Facebook rather than looking up truthiness or watching the greatest show in the world. Thus it makes the Baby Jesus sad.

External TubesEdit

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• The Facebook to trademark The Series of Tubes
• The Facebook to go to kindergarten
• Facebook found to be fabricating lies!
• Facebook makes deal with tyrannical regime
• The Onion: Facebook Edition
• The Facebook: Wonder of the Future.
• The Olde Facebook
• How Facebook is freeing the internet from socialist artists