FBI

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America's leading law enforcement agency.

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[edit] History of the FBI

Further proof that the Alien-bear invasion is fast approaching…
  • 1492: FBI founded by demons in order to fight alien bears.

[edit] Organizational Structure

[edit] Who The FBI Can Investigate

These two FBI Agents will make sure that the terrorists will confess to anything…
  • just about anyone, jurisdiction can be negotiated

[edit] Who The FBI Cannot Investigate

[edit] Influence on America's Freedoms

Has prevented the invasion of illegal space martians from entering our world and stealing our jobs. Has influenced more people to sit in front of their televisions for longer because of their propaganda shows such as C.S.I. Miami and Law and Order.

[edit] See Also

[edit] External Tubes

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