Future Born Again Christians Club

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The Future Born-Again Christians Club (FBACC) is an exclusive association of budding Born-Again Christians, sincere in their efforts to be Born Again in the Lord's service.

Contents 1 Origin 2 The 5 Stages of Christianity 3 Famous Past Members 4 FBACC Nominees for the Class of 2006 5 FBACC Nominees for the Class of 2007 6 FBACC Nominees for the Class of 2008 7 FBACC Nominees for the Class of 2009 8 Future FBACC Nominees 9 See Also 10 External Tube

[edit] Origin

The FBACC was created to handle the overflow of Americans desperate to become Christians. Due to the sheer number of applicants for Christianity, the leaders of American Christianity developed a system to quickly process everyone.

[edit] The 5 Stages of Christianity

The leaders of American Christianity have now made the Five Billable Stages of Christianity available to all Americans. An instructional dvd's and nutrition booklet are available for three easy payments of $39.95. All major credit cards accepted.

The Five Stages are:

1. the non-believer
2. the Future Born Again
3. the Sinner
4. the Discovered Sinner
5. the Born Again

[edit] Famous Past Members

• William Bennett
• Chuck Colson

[edit] FBACC Nominees for the Class of 2006

• Mark Foley
• Duke Cunningham
• Bob Ney
• Scooter Libby
• Tom DeLay

[edit] FBACC Nominees for the Class of 2007

• Ted Klaudt
• Bob Allen
• Glenn Murphy, Jr.
• Larry Craig
• notes for more

[edit] FBACC Nominees for the Class of 2008

• Robert A. McKee
• Ramon Martin Hernandez
• Scott Muschany

[edit] FBACC Nominees for the Class of 2009

• Mark Sanford
• John Ensign

[edit] Future FBACC Nominees

• Paul Wolfowitz
• Karl Rove
• George P. Bush
• Ann Coulter

[edit] See Also

• Prayer
• Faith Based Initiatives

[edit] External Tube

• FBACC Hall of Fame